Is there finally an working solution to this problem? Then you can gtfo.Once again I'm going back to stunning amount of WoW errors in dalaran ( ) Unless "fun" to you is talking trash in Global. You're a disgrace.ĪND THERE YOU HAVE IT - you are now ready to play the game. And go outside and crash your bike into a f***ing bush. If you are in doubt, even for a second, that the whole thing is supposed to say "set realmlist ", you can go ahead and delete the game. Where? IN THE GOD DAMN HOLE YOU JUST MADE! And then you save it. What we DO need is you to type in "dalaran-server". When the file is opened you're highlighting everything after "logon." and before ".com" and you press that big fat delete button.
Not the windows writer, not the open office docs, and God help me, I will slap you into next spring if you tell me you only use Microsoft Word. Now you're gonna wanna open the file, and you do so with the NOTEPAD. If you can't, get an adult to do it for you, cause in that case, you know less that John blippin' Snow. If it is, change its sorry mind about that. You MAKE THE F*** SURE that file ain't read-only.
Don't you worry your pretty little head about what that means. You RIGHT CLICK the file named "realmlist", which is a ".wtf file". You navigte your sorry behind into the language folder, enUS.Ĥ. You open the folder with all the sh*t in it.ģ. Pincerprince).Īnd that step is to tell the files that you want to log in to the one and only Dalaran Wow server, and not some flippin' Warmane or retail server.
Now I already told you that it's the full package so why did you think you needed * anything* other that what I just provided you with? You have got the IQ of a piece of wet cardboard, my friend.Īlas, should you have managed to avoid the Pitfall of Patching after having navigated the Dance of Downloading, there will be but one step left before you can start that undead hunter who's gonna travel to Durotar at level 2, befriend a crabby crab and spend eternity partially picking peacebloom, partially getting ignored by everyone else (including Mr. Now, if you've let it patch, go make lunch box, pack your bags, and return to pre-school, because YOU HAVE RUINED IT ALL!!! Noticed anyhing when you tried booting up the game? IT STARTED TO PATCH.
*THEN YOU SIT DOWN, SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DOWNLOAD THAT BADBOI!*ĭepending on how big a pile of steaming manure that abomination you call your internet connection is, this part might take some hours. Alledgedly because I haven't tested it myself, so you're on your own if that's not the case.
The other option, if you don't particularily trust other, evil servers, is our very own community member, Austron, who has generously provided us with THIS link to their google drive, which, alledgedly, will let you download the files as well. If you don't know what to do with that, bloody google it. Just choose Wrath of the Lich King and your OS, and bewm! you're provided with a sweet magnet. There's the other community, M**ten Wow, which also supports 3.3.5a (but obviously isn't nearly as kewl as our dear, dear Dalaran), and they will let you download their client right HERE. And you even get to choose between multiple places!
Well guess what: it's your lucky day, because someone has done just that compilation for you. Instead I'd recommend that you found a place on the internet, that had the whole, delicious entirety that is Wrath of the Lich King in one big, bad bundle.
You could download WoW WOTLK from some random source and then find and install all seven hundred smaller and bigger patches by hand, but we both know you're too smart and busy a person to do so. But don't worry just yet! There's a few ways, you can do that. Seems simple, you say, but unfortunately, Dalaran-wow doesn't support downloading game clients right now, so you'll have to look elsewhere for the files. Bleeping cloudflare blocked me on Dalaran, so I put the thing here.įirst of all, you're gonna need to download the game and the correct patches, so that you have the game version 3.3.5a. So, a lot of people have been posting about having trouble with finding and setting up the game client lately, so in lack of other posts, I decided to share the way I did it.